Tuesday, April 27, 2004

what im doing at 2:30 am on a monday night.....

jesse: so are you like a master of history now?
gille: yes!
jesse: no way
gille: comprable to a master of the universe!
jesse: so like why did the colonizers come to america? it would have been less work to just live in england
gille: nah uh they were being persecuted and shit
jesse: they were not
gille: yah huh
jesse: by who and why?
gille: the national chruch of england was anglican and PURITANS were anglican, and they were persecuted and they had to convert or like leave so they left
jesse: there are flaws with your theory
gille: no
jesse: why didnt they just complain to the king?
jesse: history shows kings are generally nice people
gille: cos the KING was anglican duh
gille: he was the one who made it up
gille: jesus jesse
jesse: lies and rumors
jesse: you dont know what the FUCK youre talking about
gille: um, ok
jesse: youre gonna teach this to schoolchildren?
jesse: the king cant make a religion up he's not like jesus or mohamed
gille: he didnt make it up but he made up the RULE that all brits would be anglican
jesse: full of shit you are
gille: yr a jerksauce head
jesse: the vikings spread the word that there was a nice land on this side of the ocean
jesse: and the british got jealous and took it
gille: nah uh
jesse: cause they claimed the indians werent doing anything with it
jesse: and back then there was no jesse jackson or farahkan
jesse: and the indians couldnt compete cause they didnt have an airforce
jesse: unlike the brits
gille: ahahahahahha air force?????
jesse: yes!
jesse: they bombed the indians like bush bombs iraq
gille: AIR FORCE? in 1626???
jesse: YES
jesse: history repeates itself
jesse: the kings advisors told the king that the indians were a threat
jesse: and that they were packing weapons and building boats ready to invade canada and eventually europe
gille: hmm ok ill have to alert the historians who've got it all wrong
jesse: even mexico was scared
jesse: which at that time was called texas
gille: really....
jesse: yes!
jesse: helllooo....
gille: why didnt the indians use suicide bombers in defense?
jesse: they're not mad muslims
jesse: helllooo....
gille: this is all very interesting.
jesse: ugh youve gotta be fucking with me
jesse: you dont know this?
jesse: you serioulsy dont know this?
jesse: all is lost
jesse: for you that is
gille: i didnt know about the airforce
jesse: figures
jesse: the indian king tried to run away to switzerland but he was sent back by the prime minister
jesse: i forget his name
gille: i think i should give my masters back
jesse: yeah really
gille: all IS lost!
jesse: indeed
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